May 6, 2008 @ 6:54 pm
Here’s my first LiveJournal survey. Hold onto your shorts.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A photo I took of autumn woods at Eels Lake.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Two.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Ambidextrous.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not that I’m aware of. (Organ thieves, please don’t take that as an open invitation.)
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My neighbour’s recliner.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not yet, but my wife says it’s coming.
BULL*OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ezra James Sharkington.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Blue.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Today?
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Sure. I’m a struggling writer. I’d do a lot for $100.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Probably not.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure, why not.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
My lawyer says I should refrain from answering this question.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Diddly.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Still undecided.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
No one. Don’t have any texting gadgetry.
Q: Last person who called you?
My dentist.
Q: Last person you hugged?
My wife.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
7.
Q: Season?
Autumn.
Q: Color?
Blue.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Nope, she’s here.
Q: Mood?
Tired, somewhat anxious.
Q: Listening to?
“Nylon Smile,” by Portishead.
Q: Watching?
“Arrested Development.”
Q: Worrying about?
Money, my first novel.
Q: Wearing?
Jersey shirt, flannel comfy pants.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
My office, to check e-mail, read blogs, etc.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Finish my novel. Then sell it.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I like to think so.
I like it!! (Especially the parts about me) :)
Of course you do, dear… :)